“Could you repeat that?” Sanji asked as he, Zoro, Usopp, and even Luffy ,who had stopped eating, stared at their ship’s doctor in disbelief.
Chopper’s cheeks were burning now. It had been hard enough to say the first time. Not to mention having to wait till today when the girls had gone off shopping, leaving just the guys on the ship. “Would one of you please have sex with me?”
Silence
The reindeer wrung his little hooves together. “It’s just that...well...it’s deer mating season and I’ve really tried to handle it myself but...but...”
“You just need a little ‘help’ right?” Sanji nodded in understanding.
“Uh..yeah”
Zoro patted the deer’s hat affectionately “Well why didn’t you justsay so? I’ll help.”
Sanji prodded the swordsmen with his shoe. “You? I’m the expert on love here, I’ll help. Besides, you get enough from Luffy.”
“So? That means I’m the expert then. Right Luffy?” Zoro asked his captain who was busy eying the doctor.
“But I wanna help too...it sounds like fun.”
“Luffy! Besides I called dibs!”
“You can’t call dibs carrot top!”
“I just did eyebrow boy!”
“I’m the captain, I wanna do it!”
Chopper’s eye just started twitching...they were actually fighting over who got to have sex...with HIM. This was insane.
He barely noticed Usopp, who’s been silent up till then, get up from his seat. That was till two arms wrapped around him and he was carried off, almost making it to the door...
“Hey! Where do think you’re going?” Three pirates asked in unison.
Usopp sweat-dropped, might as well tell the truth this time...
“CHOPPER’S MINE AND YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM!”
With that he ran off as fast as his legs could carry him, a blushing deer in his arms and his angry crew mates at his heels.
Onto the Sequel (Warning: NC-17)