“Well, when I was about 13,” Zoro sat down the rum bottle, “Sensei tried to explain it to me.”
“Tired?”
“Er..I feel asleep about halfway through.”
“No wonder you suck with women.”
“Stuff it loverboy. Let’s hear your story.”
A sour look crossed Sanji face. “Zeff caught me staring at this female customer with these huge...uh, assets. He smacked me in the head, dragged me to the kitchen, and made Patty and Carne explain it to me.”
“That explains a lot.”
“Usopp, just tell your story before I plant my shoe in your face.”
“Oh well, the Great Captain Usopp...umm...”
Zoro smirked. “Never had the talk did you.”
“...not really.”
“Well that does explain a lot.”
Usopp threw a nasty look in Sanji’s direction. “Never heard you complaining.”
Chopper giggled. “Usopp’s naturally talented.”
“Chopper!”
“What?”
“Just tell us your story.”
“The Doctorine explained it all to me...in detail...” The reindeer paled a bit. “With diagrams.”
Sanji, Usopp, and Zoro shuddered.
Luffy just laughed.
Chopper blushed. “Uh, it’s your turn Luffy.”
The captain grinned. “Ace showed me.”
“You mean he told you.”
“No...he showed me.”
There was a collective silence.
“What?”
“You do realize none of you has a normal story for learning about sex.” Nami finally looked up from her newspaper, an annoyed frown crossing her face.
“And you do?” Zoro took another swig of rum.
“I’m sure Nami-swan has a beautiful story about discovering the joys of love.”
The navigator blushed hard, pulling the newspaper back up to hid her face.
“Arlong explained it to me when I was twelve. Since they’re weren’t any females in his crew aside from me...he used Chu to demonstrate.”
Zoro stood, offering Nami what was let of the bottle. “You win.”