Title: Bad Acting
Topic: Consolation
Rating: Pg-13 (R?)
Pairing: Sanji/Zoro
Author: Beanchan
Notes: My apologies to David Moo....really...

“Fuckin’ David Moo!”

Zoro growled a little as he opened his eyes. How was he suppose to take a nap with Sanji bitching like that?

“What’s your problem?”

“My problem...” Sanji huffed and help up the laptop so Zoro could see the website he’d been looking up “Is they hired David-I make Xelloss Fans cry-Moo to do my voice for the dub!”

The swordsman raised an eyebrow, those crazy Americans “Hmm...that does suck.”

“Is that all you can say seaweed head?” Sanji put his head is his hands, sulking “How will the American fangirls love me now?”

“Don’t be such a drama queen. My voice actor is bad too. I sound like I’m 30.”

The cook glared at him “Is that suppose to make me feel better?”

“Umm...I guess”

“Well it doesn’t. In fact nothing you could possibly say would help the situation at the moment dumb-ass!”

Zoro smirked. A challenge? Well ok then. He leaned over to the blond, whispering in his ear.

“I’ll let you be seme.”

Bad voice acting aside...Sanji did feel a LOT better after hearing that.



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